I haven't heard any of these except for the Twisted Serpent one. I'm sure if these were said unintentionally the room would erupt in laughter. Sometimes the room erupts in laughter when there aren't any bloopers. Yep, we can have a sense of humor....sometimes.
"We will comprehend the word CEMETERY and we will know peace."
"We are wise beyond our beers."
"Step 11. Sought through prayer and MEDICATION to improve
our conscious contact with God as we understood
Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.."
"Many of us exclaimed what an ODOR! I can't go through with it."
"And if you are a member of this group we will give you a silver dollar and Curtis will bore a whore for you."
"Tratition Three - The only requirement for membership is a desire to START drinking."
"Our Leaders Are But Twisted
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