Saturday, April 25, 2009

Bloopers from meetings

I haven't heard any of these except for the Twisted Serpent one. I'm sure if these were said unintentionally the room would erupt in laughter. Sometimes the room erupts in laughter when there aren't any bloopers. Yep, we can have a sense of humor....sometimes.

"We will comprehend the word CEMETERY and we will know peace."

"We are wise beyond our beers."

"Step 11. Sought through prayer and MEDICATION to improve
our conscious contact with God as we understood
Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.."

"Many of us exclaimed what an ODOR! I can't go through with it."

"And if you are a member of this group we will give you a silver dollar and Curtis will bore a whore for you."

"Tratition Three - The only requirement for membership is a desire to START drinking."

"Our Leaders Are But Twisted Serpents; They do not govern".

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  1. That is hilarious! The 'cemetary' one made me laugh out loud.

  2. In my daily reader, the Twelve Steps have a misprint that says, "Sought through prayer and mediation..." And to me, sometimes that makes sense!


  3. Great post once AGAIN!! I to have been Twisted! Heck I think I am most times. We all need a sense of humour , as long as it's given and received at the appropriate time and place.:}

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  5. Those are great! I was at a meeting last night. Lots of laughter. I was the only Al Anon at a large open AA meeting. Craziest mix of people...they'd probably say they were crazy but, I mean that there were women young and old, wealthy, white collar, blue collar, European, MiddleEastern, bikers, young, old...awesome group of people. I'm just honored to be allowed to be with them. It was a meeting on the 4th tradition...mighty mighty cool the stories that came out after reading that section. AA has surely saved a multitude of lives. Love the laughter that we have even when it follows a "death's door" story. But, it all makes sense when you're in the program.

  6. Funny.

    While a blooper, the cemetery quote is probably pretty correct, or so one hopes.

  7. Ha, ha! Too funny! I love the meeting I go to because everyone is hilarious and we all make fun of ourselves. It is my type of meeting.

  8. You made me smile.
    You made me laugh.
    All really good things.

  9. These wher hilarious. The cemetary one had me chuckling for awhile. (Hugs)Indigo

  10. Tee hee! Thanks for the laugh ~ Allison

  11. I love those. The only one I had heard was the sought through medication one.

    What an odor! LOL!


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