I thought that I would post something humorous today. These are funny excuses that were written for children attending school. I guess these are malapropisms of a sort.
"Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
"Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault."
"Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side."
"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face."
"Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor."
"Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over."
"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him."
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part."
"My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines."
"Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip."
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
"Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever.
There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night."
"Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating."
"George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."
"Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."
"Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."
"Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."
I don't have any excuses for much anymore. Today is my second anniversary in the program and for that I'm thankful. There are no excuses for what I did in the past, just an honest appraisal of myself now. And I'm liking who I am these days.
No more excuses sounds good.It makes life a lot less complicated in the long run.
ReplyDeleteNot the growing part! LOL
ReplyDeleteSyd, these are FUNNY! Worthy to "pass it on". Thanks!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your Anniversary #2. My wife, Anna, has about 4 years now (23 in AA) and she absolutely LOVES the program--so do *I* for what it does for our marriage!!!
BTW< I blogged STEVE NEEDS. Thanks for that.....I think!
ReplyDeleteWe like you too, Syd baby. These are sooo funny! I'm stealing them for MySpace.
ReplyDeleteDefinetly do not need any more excuses. Fun read for today. Took it upon myself to tag me for the "needs" game. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteSyd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
ReplyDeleteSyd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Syd, you are so fine, and really make me miss HNT (see below).
Sorry, I just had to see how that felt. It really isn't so fun to cut and paste endlessly, but I guess some people really enjoy it.
you had me rolling around laughing... i have a good mind to copy them and keep them for the bean....
ReplyDeleteI think spelling errors are a great gift. I remember one time when my brother spelled salami as "slime" when he was writing that he loved salami sandwiches. It's hard to believe how much mileage we got out of that one as kids.
ReplyDeleteAh-hem. Like the Syd needs photo. 'Nuff said.