Saturday, November 15, 2008

Mr. Science-Guy-Pants asks.....


...Can anyone say angular momentum? Thanks Pam for my new name: Mr. Science-Guy-Pants. It, uhh, fits I think.

Anyway, here are some more unbelievable answers to a science quiz. I can't believe that these are for real, but they certainly are funny. I'm sure that each of you knows the correct answer.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, be cause there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g, abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?’
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


Have a great Saturday. I'm not on the boat this weekend but am going to a Beethoven concert in the capital tonight. Should be a nice evening. I'll write about Science-Guy-Pants trip to the concert tomorrow. Gotta go get some kultjah.

18 comments:

  1. Thanks for the laugh and the science lesson this morning. I needed a good chuckle. Have fun today.

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  2. Nice way to start a Saturday. Hope the concert is maaahvelous!

    :)

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  3. hehehehehehLOLOLOLOLhahahahahahahah

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  4. Were those answers given in Oklahoma? Sorry, no offense to Oklahomans, I have family there. Beethoven sounds grand. Haven been to a concert since living in L.A.

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  5. OMG those are hilarious Mr. Science Guy Pants...thank you for the huge grin and laughs as the family and I got many laughs from that Q and A.

    Now I feel that i really understand science much better.

    Have a great weekend.
    G~*

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  6. this is the best... and see, filtration works, there's no syd canoeist in the water, not even a syd boater, heee heee heee

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  7. Love the science stuff. Does GAP carry the line of trousers?

    Beethoven Symphony No. 1 was on the menu, when I played my first symphony concert as a violinist in Cincinnati's Music Hall in October 1952. I remember dreaming of playing one day all NINE. That day came. I love beethoven also, along with that line of "Mr Science-Guy Pants".

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  8. hahahah! thanks have a great weekend!!

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  9. Great lesson and a smile to add. Thanks! (Hugs)Indigo

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  10. I think I'm studying harmonic vibration, i.e. excitation: It is commonly produced by the unbalance in rotating machinery. Understanding the behavior of a system undergoing harmonic excitation is essential in order to comprehend how the system will respond to more general types of excitation. Harmonic excitation may be in the form of a force or displacement of some point in the system. Is that science enough for you, Mr. Science-Guy-Pants?

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  11. Sunday is MY Saturday and this was a great way to start if off. Thanks Syd, very funny. ~AR

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  12. Hey Syd, there is a small token of my great gratitude for your blog! Thank you for your experience, strength, and hope!
    G

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  13. I like it when you're weird.

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  14. Too funny!!

    I'm stealing this and emailing it out!

    Thanks for the laugh!

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