Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Engines

I started my engine maintenance class tonight.  It is interesting, but I can tell that I have a lot to learn. The principles of various engines and their characteristics are somewhat foreign to me. 

I am really tired after a day of studying from my other class and not getting back late tonight from the one on engines.  Dave was right: I am busier in retirement than when I was working.

So I'm going to go to bed because my head hurts and my eyes are bleary from reading.  I'll close with an engine joke:

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a marine diesel mechanic.

So he went along to marine mechanics school and the final test was to strip the diesel engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result.

The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark.

The instructor said, "No no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine-a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really. Then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust port."


Good night.

8 comments:

  1. lol clever... I pray for your sounds sleep, a refreshing morning and another day FULL of retirement!

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  2. glad the class went well..hope your head feels better in the morning...just shaking my head at the joke...lol

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  3. wake up well and refreshed. I don't think getting a piston out through an exhaust port would be much different than delivering a baby 'cept for the lack of elasticity.

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  4. Great joke. Hope you had a nice peaceful rest.

    Love,

    SB

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  5. The class sounds like it will be just the perfect thing for you. You are preparing for some great trips I can tell.

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  6. :)
    yes I can see an endless opportunity for learning and plenty more sailing jokes.. :)

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  7. Maybe next time you might want to take up macrame and cake decorating? :-D

    Sounds like you have a full schedule..retirement is a misnomer.

    ♥namaste♥

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