Funny things

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

Looking back over the years that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?'

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I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love

After having met you . I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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Congratulations on your promotion

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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I'm so miserable without you,

it's almost like you're here.

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You can tell that I haven't got much that's serious on my mind today. That being said, the last "funny" message above caught my attention though. I more or less lived that sentiment--I'm miserable without my wife but was also miserable when she was around. Thankfully, I only have sporadic moments of misery when I wish that we lived on separate planets.

And believe me there have been many moments when I wondered after all these years, "What the hell was I thinking?". But for better or worse, we're still together. And there's a kind of peace with us now. We're more accepting of each other and appreciate that we're two separate individuals. I like the acceptance of each other that we have now. Thank God for this program.